Do you use Your Everton?

[Bruce Wayne]

The OS has a social networking feature called Your Everton. Does anyone here use it?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Never heard of it

 

[davek]

What's going on here today? I know it says at the bottom of the page: "Everton Football Club recognise GrandOldTeam", but is this now an official outpost of EFC plc?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Just wondering 'tis all

 

[Cal]

Sold our arses to the club i recks.

I'll be banned shortly along with davek, ToxtethBlue, Mikelsgoat, Chico, coyney etc for daring to question the club.

Toccy will be 1st mind so im not arsed.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Bill says you smell.

 

[Cal]

Kennerz*

 

[Goat]

Sold our arses to the club i recks.

I'll be banned shortly along with davek, ToxtethBlue, Mikelsgoat, Chico, coyney etc for daring to question the club.

Toccy will be 1st mind so im not arsed.

They wont ban me, i would die for this club and say the word, kill, cant wait for the contract on u lid.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

I registered only to find its a complete and utter load of wank and havent been back on since

 

[Cal]

They wont ban me, i would die for this club and say the word, kill, cant wait for the contract on u lid.

Your a [Poor language removed] nothing supporter.

 

[Goat]

Your a [Poor language removed] nothing supporter.

Im seen as the Harrods type of supporter, creme de la creme, your like bloody Netto u lid.

 

[Cal]

Im seen as the Harrods type of supporter, creme de la creme, your like bloody Netto u lid.

Don't speak to Everton about me you mong, your nothing.

 

[Goat]

Don't speak to Everton about me you mong, your nothing.

Jog on lid before i end you.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

Stop hijacking every thread, for [Poor language removed] sake. I'm sick of hearing this [Poor language removed] from you two.

 

[Goat]

BK: Look, I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Moutinho, right? But I--I didn't get yours.
Moyes: My name is Davey, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this gravy.
BK: No, no, no. I just want you to know how-- I just want you to know how sorry we are that that things got so [Poor language removed] up with us and Sporting. It, we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. I never inte--
Moyes: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well allow me to retort!
Moyes: What does Paul Dickov look like?
BK: What?
Moyes:What country are you from?
BK: What?
Moyes: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!
BK: What?
Moyes: English, [Poor language removed]! Do you speak it?!
BK: Yes!
Moyes: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Paul Diclov looks like!
BK: What?
Moyes:Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, [Poor language removed]! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
BK: He-he's [Poor language removed]
Moyes: Go on!
BK: He's slow.
Moyes: Does he look like a bitch?
BK: What?!
Moyesoes... he look...like a BITCH?!
BK: No-o!
Moyes: Then why'd you try to [Poor language removed] him like a bitch, Bill?
BK: I didn't!
Moyes: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Bill You tried to [Poor language removed] him, and Paul Dickov don't like to be [Poor language removed] by anybody, except Mrs. Dickov. You read the Bible, Bill?
BK:Yes...
Moyes: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"


Hijack that toccytown wannabe.