Do you splodge or spread your brown sauce?

[The Bishop]

You've made a bacon sarn - do you A) splodge the sauce over your bacon or B) spread evenly on your bread?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Splodge it in the middle, it spreads out when you press the top layer of bread on

 

[roydo]

Dont ask Mrs R FFS!

 

[Dell Boy]

 

[Baines' left foot]

Drizzle.

 

[tommye]

negging this.




ffs

 

[tommye]

Artistically squiggle across bacon in a zigzag styleeee.



mmmmmmmmmmmm




oh, and it absolutely MUST be HP.

 

[Dell Boy]

negging this.




ffs

Sorry mate. I know. In the interests of competition:

 

[The Bishop]

Drizzle was what I meant in my head ffs

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

random squirt like a toddlers drawing/scribble.

if you do it uniformly then you have ocd.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I also wish to apply my own and not receive it with it already on.

 

[tommye]

Sorry mate. I know. In the interests of competition:

*faints

 

[BlueLlama]

Spreading means that a)you have OCD b)you are a kopite c)more likely both ffs

 

[heatmeiser]

Put it on the bread first (not spread, just on the bread rather than bacon) while you're waiting for your bacon to cook obviously.

Otherwise you'll make you bacon go cold straight away.

 

[bluejock]

Splodge it in the middle, it spreads out when you press the top layer of bread on

This.