Do you own an 'Adult entertainment collection'

[Kurt.]

Oh yeah I've got monopoly,trivial persuit and pictionary

In the loft in my ma's there's kerplunk,operation and buckaroo if I need them

I had the monopoly on kerplunking yer mar for years.... Betty buckaroo we used to call her ha ha

 

[Deggo]

I had the monopoly on kerplunking yer mar for years.... Betty buckaroo we used to call her ha ha

Lovely

 

[Milk]

Used to have a stash of R18 DVDs (the sort you watch once then wonder why you bothered although the compilations were better than the films), buried them then tried to find them a few years later. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back.

Now, porn's all a bit meh TBH and doesn't do anything for me ....... although I do have a peeky when the fruit is falling

 

[BlueLlama]

Surely the a dank cave is no place for jazz mages @Kurt ?

 

[Kurt.]

Surely the a dank cave is no place for jazz mages @Kurt ?

Surely this forum is no place for comprehension like that ^^^ lol

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Seriously, don't turn this not a thread about chico's mar and her home movies, it's a serious question.

Years ago Lids had stashes in their wardrobes of grot mags and videos, these days with stuff being so accessible on 'tinternet do people still buy magazines and films ? I can honestly say I'm 39 years old and have never possessed any of them, multiple reasons,

Mrs would hate it
Kids would probably find it
No bloody time ha ha


Please help with my research thanks.

No bloody time but you found time to reproduce ?
Also dont let the kids find them, because as i grew up i realised mine werent as big as Omar's and not all women are that entheusiastic !
If you do eventually buy any then hide them in your kids dvd collection when they are about 18+, that way your lad gets the blame if the mrs finds them !

 

[Prevenger17]

I just wait outside schools at 3 o'clock.


*Puts collar up and keeps vigilant for meddling Yewtree police

 

[Deggo]

I had the monopoly on kerplunking yer mar for years.... Betty buckaroo we used to call her ha ha

I know

 

[Kurt.]

No bloody time but you found time to reproduce ?
Also dont let the kids find them, because as i grew up i realised mine werent as big as Omar's and not all women are that entheusiastic !
If you do eventually buy any then hide them in your kids dvd collection when they are about 18+, that way your lad gets the blame if the mrs finds them !

1 child my friend.....

 

[Deleted member 24970]

1 child my friend.....

Jesus Christ you do work too bloody hard

 

[peteblue]

Kurt's stash.....

 

[L4Everton]

I used to have a box of about 100 I used to loan to the lads on my base. Proper little library set out. I didn't charge though.

Favour for a favour ay mate? Say no more

 

[heatmeiser]

I once swapped my Yamaha guitar shaped keyboard for about 8 blueys.

Was a defining time in my life.

I left them in the old graveyard just before I left for uni. I hope they went to a good home.

 

[Kurt.]

Kurt's stash.....

Thats gotta be yer mar and her sisters lol