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No mate. Id say that starts around Tennessee and South Carolina and continues south until it stops at Florida.
There's a few mean-looking sheep around here, and the odd angry goat!
I'd suspect you'd win this hands down based on national statistics.
On a serious note though, as a hiker, would you consider trying to cross the Gap???
I'd make sure my life insurance was up-to-date, and that I had a good pair of trabs
You should try and get them to change the name to The Darien Clunge.