Dmitri Payet's ankle: an obituary.

[SpurtingLesbian]

Will it get a traditional East end funeral with horse drawn carriage and cockneys lining the route throwing jellied eels at the coffin?

I imagine the EDL in their East End stronghold will give him the sort of send off appropriate for one they deem to be "Coming over here and stealing English Footballer's jobs".

 

[Donald Twain]

Sadly straight into Mrs Twain's mouth as per usual

Happily

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Best Preview to date.
2/10 would read again.

R.I.P. With the Physio's now x

 

[dandydan]

Up with the Angels along with Wonnie,Weggie and their dear old muvva. Gawd bless em

 

[Bungle]

I bet Roberto still bids for him in January the utter clown.

 

[Hellerad]

Heard one leg is 5 inches shorter now and he can only run in circles.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Seriously though, are West Ham fans bleating about this?

Injuries happen all the time and it was clearly accidental

It wasn't a Vinnie Jones style "stick one on him" challenge

 

[davek]

Claret everywhere...and on their manor. 'Ave it yoooo fackin slaaags.

 

[moyeslovechild]

just need that bloat mahrez to get done in and my refusal to jump on board their FF trains isn't vindicated at all but i'll feel better about it

 

[Kiwi]

Rest in Pieces Payet

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

It's gonna get proper nawty nar azul

 

[ToffeeDan]

Any Old Iron
Any Old Iron
A-Knee A-Knee A-Knee A-Knee Old Iron!!!

 

[Prevenger17]

Wouldn't have happened if his ankles were playing for Everton.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Heard one leg is 5 inches shorter now and he can only run in circles.

Hmm... perhaps Jamesey will offer him a Straighter next time?

 

[tmgc]

Heard one leg is 5 inches shorter now and he can only run in circles.

Commonly referred to in medical terms as Hendersonitis.