Dixie Dean

Re-signing the Undead?


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Player Valuation: £80m
Hypothetical.

Just say someone invents some way of like, making dead people alive; would you re-sign Dixie?

I know he's probably a hundred, and he would be like a Zombie or something, but would you risk the fact that he'd scare the crap out of people and score loads of goals.

Do you think there's any moral dilemmas here with raising the undead to play up front?

Do you think he'd play up top alone, with Timmy in the hole or would he partner Saha or Beckford?

Do you see any difference in the way Moyes signs players nowadays anyway?
 

Hypothetical.

Just say someone invents some way of like, making dead people alive; would you re-sign Dixie?

I know he's probably a hundred, and he would be like a Zombie or something, but would you risk the fact that he'd scare the crap out of people and score loads of goals.

Do you think there's any moral dilemmas here with raising the undead to play up front?

Do you think he'd play up top alone, with Timmy in the hole or would he partner Saha or Beckford?

Do you see any difference in the way Moyes signs players nowadays anyway?


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I vote Zombie Dixie
 
im glad my first post is on this hilarious poll. Bringing together my two favourite things: Everton and Zombies
 

I'd say no, some uneducated buck with no teeth on here would probably complain that "he does nothing when he's not scoring goals"...
 
I had a dream
I had a dream
That Dixie Dean
Was in our team
The Greatest Centre-Forward
The world has ever seen
I had a dream
I had dream
Dixie scored one hundred
One hundred goals one year... that much is true
Dixie is our hero
The Finest man to wear the Royal Blue
I had a dream
I had a dream
 


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