Distin: "Arsenal's pursuit of Phil Jagielka will fail"

[Brownie]

Great bloke is Dis. That's all I've got.

 

[Neiler]

Arsenal about to pick up 60mill - Jags first choice centre back choice?

 

[formerly manx toffee]

sell him

 

[Neiler]

We need to do something ffs - people are very board - launch a third kit or something.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Sell him and build a statue to lord grantchester

 

[Neiler]

Sell him and build a statue to lord grantchester

We need Kevin Campbell to do some online juggleing or something.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Sod it let's get Beardsley in

 

[Bob Elstone]

I think Phil should go, the banks want their money back and I'd be ****ed if I can work out how to increase revenue enough for a loan signing from division 3.

We'll tell everyone that he burst into bills office, started throwing **** about whilst pleading for the move. I'll add the bit about him wearing an arsenal shirt at the time.