I cant believe it! Last night I was playing football and had quite a nasty collision with someone- his head went into my ribs and the impact cause his head to bleed and my ribs to crack!
Now I was feeling a bit dazed after the game and after i got changed I walked outside the changing rooms and there was some bloke with the old Chang Everton top on- I went up to him and put my thumb up- wahey a blue nose! How you doing mate?! I went on- Europe, here we come! I walked past him and noticed he had a name and number on the back. Number: 18 Name: ROONEY!
I said what the [Poor language removed] are you doing with that [Poor language removed] on your back?! Fair play for being a blue but get that crap off your back!
Now I was feeling a bit dazed after the game and after i got changed I walked outside the changing rooms and there was some bloke with the old Chang Everton top on- I went up to him and put my thumb up- wahey a blue nose! How you doing mate?! I went on- Europe, here we come! I walked past him and noticed he had a name and number on the back. Number: 18 Name: ROONEY!
I said what the [Poor language removed] are you doing with that [Poor language removed] on your back?! Fair play for being a blue but get that crap off your back!
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