Dihydrogen Monoxide

[Rook]

I wouldn't even give the stuff to a RS fan.

 

[atypicalusername]

Weird that. I've studied this, it's a bit outrageous that neither Europe or the States have tighter controls on it.

In addition it also:

1 - Has been scientifically proven to been ingested by at least 92% of victims of radioactive poisoning fatalities.

2 - Was in use in concentration camps in WWII.

3 - Killed hundreds of thousands of people last year without once being considered restricted in the Senate or EU Council.

It's one of the things that makes me lose faith in politics and governments to be honest. But anyway, good topic S-man.

Good post.

 

[everton4ever]

I wouldn't even give the stuff to a RS fan.

i would

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Is it one of them there metabolically bisterbile drugs?

 

[Allezfan]

I see what you're on about here like.

Cos it's water innit?

And you're all on about deaths and stuff but that's all drownings and that cos it's water.

But it's actually harmless because its water.

And Rook wouldn't give water to an RS fan even if he was on fire, right?

So the joke is that you're saying all this stuff about something supposedy toxic and it's actually just water. So not toxic.

Because it's water.

It's water.

Water.

Ha!

Ha Ha!

Ha!

Water.

 

[spikeman]

I see what you're on about here like.

Cos it's water innit?

And you're all on about deaths and stuff but that's all drownings and that cos it's water.

But it's actually harmless because its water.

And Rook wouldn't give water to an RS fan even if he was on fire, right?

So the joke is that you're saying all this stuff about something supposedy toxic and it's actually just water. So not toxic.

Because it's water.

It's water.

Water.

Ha!

Ha Ha!

Ha!

Water.

You alright mate?

 

[Desaparecido]

^ Dihydrogen Monoxide poisoning

 

[chicoazul]

The Daily Mail is organising a march/riot on the house of parliament tomorrow to demand it's banning.

 

[Muggins]

You alright mate?

I agree with him.

*files with moon landings hoax.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I see what you're on about here like.

Cos it's water innit?

And you're all on about deaths and stuff but that's all drownings and that cos it's water.

But it's actually harmless because its water.

And Rook wouldn't give water to an RS fan even if he was on fire, right?

So the joke is that you're saying all this stuff about something supposedy toxic and it's actually just water. So not toxic.

Because it's water.

It's water.

Water.

Ha!

Ha Ha!

Ha!

Water.

What is it?

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

The Daily Mail is organising a march/riot on the house of parliament tomorrow to demand it's banning.

It's ridiculous. People all over the world are exposed to this on a daily basis, some even convinced they can't do without it in certain drinks and food, yet it remains an every day part of the human world...
Science jokes are nerdy. You lemons. ^^
Like Chico says, makes you lose faith in government.

I blame The Sun and Maggie Thatcher.

 

[chicoazul]

GIVE US BACK OUR MILK. YOU BITCH, PLEASE.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

GIVE US BACK OUR MILK. YOU BITCH, PLEASE.

 

[Hayee]

Horrific, absolutely devastating consequences leading to the deaths of Mother Theresa, Florence Nightingale and The late(latest dead) Pope!
Ban it and ban it now!!