Did You Know?

[FTY]

I think monkeys are the only animal that w@nk

My mates dog wanks mate.

 

[Kurt.]

My mates dog wanks mate.

What do you feed him in return sunshine xx

 

[caught]

Dolphins and humans are the only species that have sex for pleasure

@chicoazul 's mar?

 

[Kurt.]

@chicoazul 's mar?

He said dolphins mate, not whales.

 

[AlE]

A cat's knob has loads of barbs on it, because the lady cat can't get horny without the pain.

#kinky

 

[4737carlin]

Lukaku makes Aki do push ups

 

[Billy Dean]

I think monkeys are the only animal that w@nk

They only do it when they're trapped apparently.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

That the Vatican has a cricket team.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Did you know that it's Finlands independence day?
Well now you do.

 

[Moggers]

Did you know, if a player has not scored in between 10 and infinite number of games, if next game is against Everton FC, then said player will score.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Did you know, if a player has not scored in between 10 and infinity number of games, if next game is against Everton FC, then said player will score.

Yeah.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

That the Portuguese had troops on the Western Front in WW1.

 

[Titus Bramble]

There is a species of deer that can jump higher than a bungalow. This is because of the powerful hind legs of the deer and its hoof shape allows maximum leverage off the floor. This coupled with that fact that a bungalow can't jump.

 

[roydo]

Roberto Martinez is the first incoming manager of Everton to have won anything in England as a manager before he joined us. I think.

 

[AlE]

Prime numbers which differ by 6 (e.g. 5, 11, 17) are called sexy primes.

Oooooohhhh yeeeeeeahhh