Desperately seeking bright news........

[Dario Terracotta]

We are still eighthlolNSNO

 

[PSB1]

We're all one day nearer the peace and quiet of the grave.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

We're all one day nearer the peace and quiet of the grave.

And you can’t watch Everton when you’re 6ft under… Every cloud

 

[Thomasc]

Ancelotti is winning the ex bad Everton manager derby, gerrrrin!

 

[ToffeeDan]

We're all one day nearer the peace and quiet of the grave.

Or, as I apologised to my lad leaving Goodison yesterday, "I'm lucky, I've already lived most of my life watching this rubbish" You've got a lot more of it to come than I have.

 

[summerisle]

My Sunday roast was lovely, as is the ale. Both a good amnesiac.

 

[PSB1]

And you can’t watch Everton when you’re 6ft under… Every cloud

59 years of it and I'm really struggling with the club / team now.

 

[mahermi1]

My strip lights that I fitted on Friday in the conservatory are still working, that's as bright as I can get in afraid.

 

[tommye]

Just a place off regaining the coveted 7th place trophy


UTFT

 

[ToffeeDan]

59 years of it and I'm really struggling with the club / team now.

2 Ronnies and John Cleese Yorkshireman sketch.. I'm 60.

 

[PSB1]

I'm 69 ... didn't start on the path to despair till I was 9.

 

[blue61]

Rondon is one day nearer the end of his contract.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Salah only got 3.......so far?

 

[Gwladysover]

I'm 69 ... didn't start on the path to despair till I was 9.

I’m 69 too, you’re 4 years further down the path than me - I was thirteen when I took my first steps.

 

[jazzy]

Maguire is even worse than our centre halves