Derek Acorah

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Haha ano lad i just can't help meself especially when it comes to this little prick and his 'family'. We have history though as you will probably know, back in the day down on Dead Camel Lane in Jerusalem i was on business convincing that Judas fella to rat Jesus out for a laugh and they used to have a gathering on a Monday to sort out any domestic disputes over by the rock pile. Some sheperd used to host them for a few rounds, think his name was Jeremiah Kole, bit of a prick, anyways his family was notorious for being bad weirdo's, and as i was waiting for Judas i happened upon Jesus on the show with his Ma giving it the ol' 'Who's my dad', i was in bits mate, probably wasn't as funny as watching him get crucified though, koff Jesus.
 

"Acorah set himself up as a medium after failing to make the grade as a Liverpool footballer".

Sh1t ex-Sh1te footballer talks sh1t. Well that's never happened before has it? ​
 
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Haha ano lad i just can't help meself especially when it comes to this little prick and his 'family'. We have history though as you will probably know, back in the day down on Dead Camel Lane in Jerusalem i was on business convincing that Judas fella to rat Jesus out for a laugh and they used to have a gathering on a Monday to sort out any domestic disputes over by the rock pile. Some sheperd used to host them for a few rounds, think his name was Jeremiah Kole, bit of a prick, anyways his family was notorious for being bad weirdo's, and as i was waiting for Judas i happened upon Jesus on the show with his Ma giving it the ol' 'Who's my dad', i was in bits mate, probably wasn't as funny as watching him get crucified though, koff Jesus.
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im having a fight with jesus when i get to heaven, offerd my soul prayers everthing for a cup final win, well you know what happened. so it him, me no hold barred , no weapons no sneeky playing dead then popping up again , his dad says its ok so long as i dont break my pact with him not to get involved in the fistycuffs while im down here, god now smites my enermies its much better little bit of a wait ,then pow he has them, been like that for a few years now he is really good at smiteing, keeps my vengence demons in check. got a direct line to the man himself and you lot are playing with fire in this thread you WILL be cursed ,as god messenger i can only tell you then its on your own head.
 

Satan said:
Haha ano lad i just can't help meself especially when it comes to this little prick and his 'family'. We have history though as you will probably know, back in the day down on Dead Camel Lane in Jerusalem i was on business convincing that Judas fella to rat Jesus out for a laugh and they used to have a gathering on a Monday to sort out any domestic disputes over by the rock pile. Some sheperd used to host them for a few rounds, think his name was Jeremiah Kole, bit of a prick, anyways his family was notorious for being bad weirdo's, and as i was waiting for Judas i happened upon Jesus on the show with his Ma giving it the ol' 'Who's my dad', i was in bits mate, probably wasn't as funny as watching him get crucified though, koff Jesus.
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Jesus is just a car stealing Spanish hippy.

Satan 4lyfyo.
 
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