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I'd like to believe that you are just an invisible spirit and that you can just spy on whoever you want with no repercussions
Definitely heading over to Buckingham to see what Kate does in the shower no way a diget or 2 doesn't slip in there... can a gost wank or is it just stuck on a constant boner unable to nut? Can a ghost even get a boner?... does anyone here know anything about ghosts 👻 👻 🍆✊💧
 

What are your favourite beliefs surrounding death?

I'm quite fond of the Hindu belief that death releases the soul from a body ready to be reborn into a new body as part of the soul's journey through multiple lifetimes, learning and growing with each, which provides a sense of continuity and purpose.
I never really got the whole reincarnation thing tbh. Say if your soul does get put into a new body you don't remember your previous life so it's like it never happened so you might aswel have never lived that life previously
 
Mike and Tim are best mates.
They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
So Mike dies.
Tim doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife.
Then one day he gets a call. It’s Mike. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Tim asks.
‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’
‘Oh, my God,’ says Tim. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’
‘Oh no,’ says Mike. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
 

What are your favourite beliefs surrounding death?

I'm quite fond of the Hindu belief that death releases the soul from a body ready to be reborn into a new body as part of the soul's journey through multiple lifetimes, learning and growing with each, which provides a sense of continuity and purpose.

History proves THAT wrong...
 
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