dear mr ancelotti

[the sniderman]

i wanted to write a letter and say thank u.

u took over the everton when they were so bad buddies on famous internet community grandoldteam.com were crying for the moyes and wanting to meet other buddies in supermarket car space.

u brought much dignity and patience to the everton despite 20% of fans being disgusting slimeballs and thinking they know soccer better than u. despite the filthy stupid pigs wanting u gone for their favorite video game manager u steered the ship with good humor and grace bringing big wins at enemy places and a BIG win finally to set the everton free of shame at home of the red guys. u then finished with 59 points but this was not good enough for the rancid ass feeding floppy fathers who got their wish when u left for a club the everton could only dream of being.

I do not blame u and write this letter to wish u very well for future hopefully win many things while the 80% everton fans turn and CRUSH the punks so we can attract a great coach and man like u again one day.

yours sincerely
the sniderman.

 

[the sniderman]

this thread is only for positive messages of goodbye to mr ancelotti. thank u.

 

[LocalNative]

 

[the sniderman]

mr ancelotti i am now in ur garden and wearing skin of ur son. please respond buddy.

 

[COYBL25]

mr ancelotti i am now in ur garden and wearing skin of ur son. please respond buddy.

You may want to make sure he’s sitting down first.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I will never forget his beautiful pronunciation of ‘Shaymoose Collyman’.

Magnifico!

 

[JLW]

Thanks for nothing you Italian@#$@%@@%%% You promised us you were here for the project you #%$@@%^#@@@%!! I don't ever want to see your stupid raised @$$@$%$#$#@$# eyebrow again!!



Only joking any manager with half of brain would of done exactly the same. Thanks for the win at Anfield/Spurs/Arsenal/Leicester
Good luck we will see you in the CL next season x

 

[heatmeiser]

I will miss the eyebrow more than anyone will ever know

 

[Terrarian]

Dear Mr Ancelotti could you ask dear grand old team to get rid of these pop up ads many thanks lol

 

[nsno-chris]

Bye bye papa, you would have shown us the light and took us to the promised land

 

[anton66]

Hope he’s paid the milkman before doing a runner.

 

[the sniderman]

Hope he’s paid the milkman before doing a runner.

mr distin would not have let him leave buddy.

 

[orly]

Mr Ancelotti you left without a leaving thread that's fine please take mine and one of @MarcelsGoat

 

[Kurt.]

i wanted to write a letter and say thank u.

u took over the everton when they were so bad buddies on famous internet community grandoldteam.com were crying for the moyes and wanting to meet other buddies in supermarket car space.

u brought much dignity and patience to the everton despite 20% of fans being disgusting slimeballs and thinking they know soccer better than u. despite the filthy stupid pigs wanting u gone for their favorite video game manager u steered the ship with good humor and grace bringing big wins at enemy places and a BIG win finally to set the everton free of shame at home of the red guys. u then finished with 59 points but this was not good enough for the rancid ass feeding floppy fathers who got their wish when u left for a club the everton could only dream of being.

I do not blame u and write this letter to wish u very well for future hopefully win many things while the 80% everton fans turn and CRUSH the punks so we can attract a great coach and man like u again one day.

yours sincerely
the sniderman.

“In many ways, welcome home”

 

[ste d' indica]

“In many ways, welcome home”

In some ways Carlo, ta-ra lad.