Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £40m
Damon what if they disagree and abuse you and they do know about football? If so how do you know? Are they still tits? What about if Drenthe doesn't start as you predict, do you then become a no-nothing tit? If so will you be forced to abuse yourself? And will that count as an improvement in your sex life?
So many questions.
So many questions.