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Player Valuation: £70m
Come back soon Dave 
I hate you xxx

I hate you xxx
The love-in with @davek is akin to the cult's worshipping of Klippety.A username as an Ale House topic...
TBH I thought I was going to see some middle aged guy with a torch in his face being grilled on a live FB stream about online activity by vigilantes in an alleyway or by a godforsaken ring road, while reaction emojis (mostly love hearts and angry faces) float up the screen and burst like technological herpes.
Chicken dinner