Daft/Stupid?Downright weird things your missus has said

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

"I hate her. She's my best mate and we're going shopping tomorrow, but I just hate her"

 

[Fat Larry]

'Why isn't America in the Eurovision Song Contest?'

 

[dbignall85]

After the England game the other week, Phil Jagielka does his post match interview for ITV,

Mum: He speaks very good English doesn't he..

 

[applecrumble]

I got my Mrs to ask for a dominoes pizza at the McDonald drive through last week - made me chuckle

 

[malfosse]

I remember when my sister bought her first microwave, I told her because beans are in a sort of membrane, she had to pierce every individual bean to stop them exploding.

 

[BigBlueConk]

"Do I look fat in this?"