Curse or myth...........

[BlueWool85]

Ewww

 

[The Esk]

I am so pleased @mrs the esk did not see this thread 2 days ago lol

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I am so pleased @mrs the esk did not see this thread 2 days ago lol

Was she out playing tennis?

 

[The Esk]

Was she out playing tennis?

She was certainly banging balls around...

 

[Kurt.]

Just another Bloody excuse.

 

[Kurt.]

A wise man once told me, never trust anything that can bleed for 5 days a month and still survive.

 

[larrygobfiend]

The humble jamrag - or a vampires teabag as it's now known..... by me.

 

[heatmeiser]

I only recently learnt of the phenomenon of 'period poos'. Big, black nasty dumps. Sorry for lowering the tone, but these things need to be brought out into the open... Oh God no, not like that - don't poo into your hands and bring it outside to show me! Stop it! Take it back inside!! No! It isn't your new baby, it's a poo. DON'T EAT IT!

Apparently they are horrendous and often cause blockages, hemorrhoids and divorces. Usually in that order.

 

[Moomin]

In some ways, I'm disappointed not to be a woman. It's the perfect excuse for everything. Lost a game of monopoly" you only won because I've got the painters and decorators in and its caused me to lose focus "

Perfect excuse and no one will question it.

 

[Kurt.]

I only recently learnt of the phenomenon of 'period poos'. Big, black nasty dumps. Sorry for lowering the tone, but these things need to be brought out into the open... Oh God no, not like that - don't poo into your hands and bring it outside to show me! Stop it! Take it back inside!! No! It isn't your new baby, it's a poo. DON'T EAT IT!

Apparently they are horrendous and often cause blockages, hemorrhoids and divorces. Usually in that order.

Ah yes ...... The dreaded 'Pooriod'