Crap towns/cities you've been to

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KiwiBlue79 said:
Ha ha oh yes the Hutt - as Reidy said in an earlier thread it's the place where they don't call it a mullet, they just call it a haircut!!! Everyone told me tokaroa was scary as well but when I passed through it didn't seem too bad!!
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Ngaruawahia is also awful!! Drive thru town at its finest
 
Whats all teh shouting and damaging of the east coast of the wirral Wallasey/Birkenhead? Thats my bread and butter!
 

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Skelmersdale.

The place of terrible town design, roundabouts ad nauseum and "The Concourse" - a big stone shopping centre with crap shops.

Female attractiveness is judged by who has the least arm hair - an unfortunate side-effect of extensive inbreeding it seems - and the 1980's never went away in terms of fashion. The mullet and flannel tracksuits are all the rage, everywhere you look. And everyone seems to be a crack addict or morbidly obese. It's the only place in the UK where BrightHouse has a queue.

Worst of all, the accent is a quasi-Scouse-Lancs hybrid that sounds like you're literally listening to faeces. If excrement had a sound, their accent would literally be it.

Awful, awful place.
 
Tubey said:
Ladies and gentleman, I give you Skelmersdale.

The place of terrible town design, roundabouts ad nauseum and "The Concourse" - a big stone shopping centre with crap shops.

Female attractiveness is judged by who has the least arm hair - an unfortunate side-effect of extensive inbreeding it seems - and the 1980's never went away in terms of fashion. The mullet and flannel tracksuits are all the rage, everywhere you look. And everyone seems to be a crack addict or morbidly obese. It's the only place in the UK where BrightHouse has a queue.

Worst of all, the accent is a quasi-Scouse-Lancs hybrid that sounds like you're literally listening to faeces. If excrement had a sound, their accent would literally be it.

Awful, awful place.
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I'll let the Mrs know.

she does call her hometown Skelmerslovakia like.
 
Being a ex-squaddie I had the great pleasure of being sent to some right crap holes abroad, but even some of the towns I have been based in back here beat them hands down, firstly would have to be Nuneaton, most people are backwards and seem to have accents like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins even though it's situated in the midlands. Another place would be Blandford in Dorset, bland by name, bland by nature.
 
quasi modo said:
Being a ex-squaddie I had the great pleasure of being sent to some right crap holes abroad, but even some of the towns I have been based in back here beat them hands down, firstly would have to be Nuneaton, most people are backwards and seem to have accents like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins even though it's situated in the midlands. Another place would be Blandford in Dorset, bland by name, bland by nature.
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Tidworth beats them all mate

****hole
 

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