Cracker Jokes

[bluejock]

What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

 

[chrissyjack]

Who delivers presents to cats ?

Santa Paws

 

[heatmeiser]

Why do jumpers jump?

Because jumpers.

 

[canuckblue]

What's green and red and goes 'round and 'round and 'round?






















A frog in a blender.

 

[Azzurri]

RACIST.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

RACIST!

 

[Whitebootman]

What's santas favourite pizza?




One that is deep pan, crisp and even.


Select your own pineapple option in your mental picture of santas pizza.

 

[carlos21]

What's santas favourite pizza?




One that is deep pan, crisp and even.


Select your own pineapple option in your mental picture of santas pizza.

hi mate how are you today mate.

 

[carlos21]

What's yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.

afternoon jock how are you today mate.

 

[Whitebootman]

hi mate how are you today mate.

Hi Carlos, I'm fine today, Mrs WBM is at work so I've got the place to myself for a while.

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlos, I'm fine today, Mrs WBM is at work so I've got the place to myself for a while.

very nice mate.

 

[Kurt.]

What goes woof tick woof tick woof tick ??

A watchdog !!

 

[carlos21]

What goes woof tick woof tick woof tick ??

A watchdog !!

hahaha andy.

 

[Kurt.]

This would make an ace cracker joke....

 

[carlos21]

This would make an ace cracker joke....

hi andy that is boss mate.