Corporate babble, horsecrap values, and other idiocy.

[JimmyJeffers]

Can someone tag me in when little sue says something outrageous absolutely out of nowhere in here please, ta

Hello mate. Try checking the prostate thread

 

[coollino]

Hello mate. Try checking the prostate thread

sorry, what hahaha

 

[coollino]

Hello mate. Try checking the prostate thread

thanks for that

 

[Rita_Poon]

'We're all in this together' = someone's gonna get shafted and it aint gonna be me!
"Always struggled to be a people-person" = really hard work, on purpose!

 

[Rita_Poon]

I`d pay good money to get a peak at @ForeverBlue92 Linkedin page.

I reckon someone like Frankie Boyle, would be able to get a whole show`s worth of material out of it

 

[ClausThomsen]

The Friedkin takeover thread is full of it.

Lots of talk of ruthless efficiency, hard work, mindsets and culture shift but little actual substance.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The Friedkin takeover thread is full of it.

Lots of talk of ruthless efficiency, hard work, mindsets and culture shift but little actual substance.

They've smoked/consumed them long ago?

 

[coollino]

The Friedkin takeover thread is full of it.

Lots of talk of ruthless efficiency, hard work, mindsets and culture shift but little actual substance.

Good way to keep at the absolutely bores together really

 

[Rita_Poon]

Never underestimate the power of the anonymous whistleblower system.

 

[tommye]

Happy to report I work for a proper firm where we can still call each other bellends, have a laugh and tell the boss to koff and not have to worry about some smarmy little arsewipe reporting it to HR.

Old school. It's great.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Former colleague of mine has been given a job at his wife's fancy law firm in the marketing department within the past two months. Now every day - literally - he's posting absolute horse chit anecdotes on LinkedIn about how the firm brings so much value to its customers and constantly replying to other people's status updates with comments such as "Absolutely inspiring story!", "Many thanks for sharing this vital information" and "It's important that people digest this message", etc. What a knob - I am cutting contact with him. I get people are probably playing the game and likely don't believe a single word they're putting out there (hopefully), but I could never bring myself to post such manure.

My rule of thumb is that every person I know who was good at their job didn't have time for or see the benefit in posting on LinkedIn. If you post tripe on there then you're a meff. I refuse to believe all that content actually benefits anyone other than the people charging for courses on how to generate it

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Bumpity bump bump.

 

[Sinski]

Bumpity bump bump.

Don't think its changed mate. All the same horse manure from HR and management.
I work in manufacturing and we love a free lunch Friday here. Mind you our Christmas function at the end of the year has reduced from sit down meal at a good restaurant with partners then to drinks and finger food at a bar down to a Friday afternoon drinks without partners for a couple of hours.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Forgot I'd posted this. Its legion. Linked tossers posting self-fellating nonsense all over the shop. Urgh.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Forgot I'd posted this. Its legion. Linked tossers posting self-fellating nonsense all over the shop. Urgh.

You not going to be on their "journey" mate?