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alexishelmsley said:
bigbadjeff said:
"Well, is it deal or no fcuking deal? I've dealt with some stallers in my time, but this takes the p1ss for sure!"

Davey heard the comments, and turned scarlett - looks like that scottish temper was slipping from his grasp fast. Everyone looked on, with their breaths held as Davey took the phone and replied...
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'CU JIMMY, #$$$@@# $$%#@ &%$#@ and also +*%& with your @$$h0L@' This took Noel by surprise as Davy donned a longish red wig and removed his suit, sporting a tartan kilt complete with sporran he spat with venim 'You wee sleeked cowering timorous beatie'. He grabbed a dirk from his sock and then .........
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bigbadjeff said:
alexishelmsley said:
'CU JIMMY, #$$$@@# $$%#@ &%$#@ and also +*%& with your @$$h0L@' This took Noel by surprise as Davy donned a longish red wig and removed his suit, sporting a tartan kilt complete with sporran he spat with venim 'You wee sleeked cowering timorous beatie'. He grabbed a dirk from his sock and then .........
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threw it at Noel - much to the amusement of some of the GOT faithful. However, Lexi looked on in horror (as for once she wasnt looking at Jags), and knew that Davey could be making a serious mistake. Thinking quickly and carefully, she walked up to him, and placed a hand on his shoulder

"Mr Moyes, take a deep breath and thing about what you're doing"

He turned and saw the look in her eyes. Even through his blind rage, he knew he was in the wrong. After a breif moment, he steeled himself and...
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alexishelmsley said:
bigbadjeff said:
threw it at Noel - much to the amusement of some of the GOT faithful. However, Lexi looked on in horror (as for once she wasnt looking at Jags), and knew that Davey could be making a serious mistake. Thinking quickly and carefully, she walked up to him, and placed a hand on his shoulder

"Mr Moyes, take a deep breath and thing about what you're doing"

He turned and saw the look in her eyes. Even through his blind rage, he knew he was in the wrong. After a breif moment, he steeled himself and...
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said in a deep Scottish growl, ' Look Lexi, we have made an absolute pigs ear of a start to the season, our investor is hedging his bets on what he is going to do , and lastly pukka pies are putting up their prices after Bill promised pies to everyone who scores. To be honest I don't think I can take it any more'

At that poing there was a rumbling in the wings of the theater and suddenly..........................
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There was an almighty brawl between big Dunc and Joey Barton, who was frankly having his arse handed to him on a plate. People tried to break it up, but realising it was Barton, they let him have it...............
 
bigbadjeff said:
alexishelmsley said:
said in a deep Scottish growl, ' Look Lexi, we have made an absolute pigs ear of a start to the season, our investor is hedging his bets on what he is going to do , and lastly pukka pies are putting up their prices after Bill promised pies to everyone who scores. To be honest I don't think I can take it any more'

At that poing there was a rumbling in the wings of the theater and suddenly..........................
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After one year and nine months....... See above
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alexishelmsley said:
There was an almighty brawl between big Dunc and Joey Barton, who was frankly having his arse handed to him on a plate. People tried to break it up, but realising it was Barton, they let him have it...............
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..his own way, due to being in awe of his amazingly intellectual twitter rants. But big Dunc showed him the meaning of intellect by saying......
 
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