Continue the story

[bluebastardo]

Can you continue the story?

Frank stared hard at the box. He knew his grandfather was a generous man, but he was also very poor, and it was unlikely that the contents within were of any real value other than memories.
Almost an hour had passed before Frank eventually found the courage to peek inside. What Frank found, would change the course of his life, for ever.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

The end.

 

[chicoazul]

He never knew his grandfather got his sausage rolls from Waterfield, no excuse thought Frank as he had a Sayers round the corner. Grandfather was an elitest clearly and probably voted Tories. Frank made plans to piss on his ashes later that evening.

 

[a2b chris]

But he got so pissed up that he forgot about it

So he had to settle for a threesome with goat and chico. He told them his name was ebenezeer (grandads name). it was all going well until goat got the pineapple out and ..................

 

[bluebastardo]

But he got so pissed up that he forgot about it

So he had to settle for a threesome with goat and chico. He told them his name was ebenezeer (grandads name). it was all going well until goat got the pineapple out and ..................

noticed that the cookie monster was drooling. It's bloodshot eyes drew closer, and Goat started to pee over the pineapple. Grandad had been in the navy, so didn't mind a bit of .............

 

[Blue Ray]

But he got so pissed up that he forgot about it

So he had to settle for a threesome with goat and chico. He told them his name was ebenezeer (grandads name). it was all going well until goat got the pineapple out and ..................

.....all his worst nightmares came flooding back so he shot round to pizza hut and smashed it over the managers head while the others lay in bad waitin for his return...

 

[Jamo Martinez]

noticed that the cookie monster was drooling. It's bloodshot eyes drew closer, and Goat started to pee over the pineapple. Grandad had been in the navy, so didn't mind a bit of .............

..... fisting, aslong as it was done sensibly. He held up his hand to slow the show down and fished in his pocket for the 'cosh' and gently......

 

[Seamus Colemole]

You're all ignoring my highly important contribution to the story then?

I thought it carried on the main theme superbly while passaging into a thrilling finale.

 

[bluebastardo]

You're all ignoring my highly important contribution to the story then?

I thought it carried on the main theme superbly while passaging into a thrilling finale.

You cut out the sex scene.

 

[micknick]

A handsome man enters (micknick) 'Anyone for some mayonaise?'

 

[Whitebootman]

Meanwhile across town the man in the slightly soiled raincoat was sitting quietly, enjoying a cup of tea and studying the local bus timetable. He had a bag of fruit slightly past it's sell by date and a list of ........

 

[zed]

`jobs to do` clint boon was no1 followed closely by bjorn tor kvarme , those 2 dead men walking would rue the day that they poured brake fluid over the new liverpool managers brand new ford ka, which had just drove into view with.....

 

[heatmeiser]

`jobs to do` clint boon was no1 followed closely by bjorn tor kvarme , those 2 dead men walking would rue the day that they poured brake fluid over the new liverpool managers brand new ford ka, which had just drove into view with.....

... it's rusty bodywork blistered by the vandalism.

I scratched my nose and wondered why it felt like a giant Cheerio, then suddenly I had the urge to run to Sayers.

As always I hoped desperately for the nubile young minx to serve me.

And as always I was hugely disappointed when the middle aged heifer asked what it was I wanted.

"Meat and potato and a steak bake, please."

"Sorry love, we're all out of pasties"

I grabbed a......

 

[zed]

....complimentary almond nibble off the counter top and suggestively held it to my lips hoping my false teeth didnt fail me this time, the large lady was getting to me and she knew it. as i started to unbutton my duffle coat .....

 

[Whitebootman]

the middle aged heifer took a bottle of poppers and a tube of lube out of her handbag and with an evil glint in her one good eye said ......