Congrats on the birth of your future overlord

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He'll have spent more taxpayers money by the time he turns one than any of you ever pay in your lifetime.
 
We should do a tally.

9 months pregnacy + Birth = minimum £500,000 - £1,000,000
21 Gun Salute = £50,000?
Baby Stuff = £100,000
 

Votes Degs for President

All hail Degs Overlord of the great Southern land.

My first decree is to invade New Zealand because once it's part of Australia we can send all the bludger Kiwi's back.
Second decree is for the Owl and Honey Badger to replace the Emu and Kangaroo on our national emblem.
 
All hail Degs Overlord of the great Southern land.

My first decree is to invade New Zealand because once it's part of Australia we can send all the bludger Kiwi's back.
Second decree is for the Owl and Honey Badger to replace the Emu and Kangaroo on our national emblem.

Who will do all our Scaffolding Mr President?

As long as the Owl is the Australian Masked and not the Tawny Frogmouth then Seconded!
 
What you don't know is that US taxes secretly go to the Royal Family as well...Mwahahahaha. Shhhhh!!!

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]there was an agreement made by the Founding Fathers to buy independence from the British Crown in order to end the Revolutionary War. The Founding Fathers worried that the British would continue to send British troops to the colonies and bloody war would drag out for years. To end the killing, the Founding Fathers agreed to pay the British Crown for a number of years. In their usual trickery, the Illuminati have forced the agreement to be extended far beyond the years agreed upon and also have increased the amount of money paid to the British Crown.[/FONT]
 
I'm just so relieved that the idle rich can still procreate. The world has too many poor people as it is.
 

We should do a tally.

9 months pregnacy + Birth = minimum £500,000 - £1,000,000
21 Gun Salute = £50,000?
Baby Stuff = £100,000

Not only that, for the past fortnight a bed in the ICU at St Mary's has been dormant (and spotlessly clean) just in case Kate needed it. No scruffs went near it for that period.

A bed in ICU costs around £2k a day, so that's another £28k spent.
 
Not only that, for the past fortnight a bed in the ICU at St Mary's has been dormant (and spotlessly clean) just in case Kate needed it. No scruffs went near it for that period.

A bed in ICU costs around £2k a day, so that's another £28k spent.

WHAT?
 
I'm chuffed for them

Like the royals and really have no issue with the 70p they cost me each year (I spend more in tax on beer in a day then on the royals in years).
 

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