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Stick of Truth is absolutely fantastic. The save system, however, is absolute balls.
Get to Al Gore and you'll be saying other things ffs.

I've died about 20 times trying to defeat him and his guards. He died easy, but his guards are absolutely ridiculous - in my last (for the night, too) attempt I got stunned for 4 consecutive attacks. Of course I'll die FFS!
 

got back in to Eve lately

it is still worse than smack

Gallente FTW. Hull tank or you're a bitch. Etc.

I used to play many moons ago. I still have an inactive character capable of flying a Proteus sitting around.

Not that I'd ever start doing virtual heroin again, but the possibility is there.
 
Very easy. Just beat it last night. Well easy after god knows how many attempts.


  1. Basically block global warming at the start. Have Jimmy use lullaby constantly and what you want to do is ignore Al gore just block him. Attack with the plunger from the sewers with a needle on it for bleeding attack. Plus attack with Mongolia bow for fire damage.


now to beat him you want to put fire gross out and bleeding on the guards. If you put them to sleep then they will never attack but take a big chunk of damage each turn slowly killing them.


Once the guards are dead then switch to Stan and if you are a warrior use bull rush a few times. Lowers as defence, then inflict gross and burning and then hammer him until he dies.


Simple

Get to Al Gore and you'll be saying other things ffs.

I've died about 20 times trying to defeat him and his guards. He died easy, but his guards are absolutely ridiculous - in my last (for the night, too) attempt I got stunned for 4 consecutive attacks. Of course I'll die FFS!
 

Al Gore took me 20 minutes or so but I was never in danger. It's too easy as you can use items AND attack every turn. The only difficult thing was the QTE for breaking the anal probe. Nearly broke my finger!

Incredible game though. It's a really solid RPG underneath with loads of loot and hidden things, but none of them generic. It's perfectly tailored to the universe of South Park.

Makes me laugh that they censored the probing scenes though. They were nothing at all compared to: (white text spoilers)

Having to fight gnomes underneath your parents as they have violent sex, only for the gnome to be crushed by a boob and you to get your dad's ballsack swung at you. Which in turn was nothing compared to fighting a giant Nazi Zombie aborted foetus. I love South Park.
 
I faced Al Gore after I beat the story so I was slightly overpowered when I faced him. Fairly straight forward as Kyle and Cartman's Special Abilities ended him quickly for me along with the fact I had some brilliant weapons I got near the end of the story.

@neil999 DS is an open world RPG Action game. Great game but so infuriating with how often you die. It's normally called the hardest game ever because of how much you'll die and people will just pack it in. lol

Dark Souls is categorized as a third-person RPG. The core mechanic of the game is that it uses death to teach players how to react in relentlessly hostile environments. Dark Souls takes place in a large and continuous open world environment. Players are able to travel to and from areas and explore various paths, although certain prerequisites have to be met in order to unlock certain areas. Scattered throughout the game world are bosses and creatures of varying types that must be defeated. With each enemy killed, the player will receive a relative amount of "souls" which act as both currency and experience points.
 

If that game comes off the way they describe it then it could be amazing. It looks incredible and it's been a long time since I've played something that is genuinely terrifying.

The last one they did, think it was called Marines, was terrible.

Outlast had it's moments, in fact I'd say it was one of the better horror games I've seen in a while.
 

need urgent help! haha

At the end of South PArk you have to play a certain mini game to disarm the snuke. However thanks to the censoring of the mini game earlier on i have no idea how to do it this time round as the tutorial is gone.

I can do the first part but it is the second part, the rotating one that nothing happens until i game over. Anyone advise?

(btw i have looked on the internet and saw nothing)
 

It does look good but as they say in the video, a worry is that there will be enough to keep you interested in the storyline to play all the way through. If it's just hours and hours of constant sneaking and then running away it could get pretty dull, especially as the setting will presumably not allow huge amounts of diversity in the level designs. It certainly looks good though.
 

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