Common wisdom/theories

[COYBL25]

Cars such as Nissan Micras and Honda Jazz are driven by the most danderous drivers on the road

 

[The Cowboy]

Cars such as Nissan Micras and Honda Jazz are driven by the most danderous drivers on the road

Women?

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Silence can be deafening

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Despite their high cost, Range Rovers have their indicators disconnected upon purchase. Or so it seems to me.

 

[jal123]

Anyone who drives a Range Rover evoque has lips like Lesley ash and a fella who sells bashed up beak.

 

[COYBL25]

Women?

Normally the over 60's !

 

[silent bob]

Cars such as Nissan Micras and Honda Jazz are driven by the most danderous drivers on the road

Me and my mates invented a game to while away the motorway journeys to away games.
We call it Bird or Bellend. On seeing a car being driven erratically/stupidly you have to plump for one of the two options.
It`s been the cause of much merriment down the years.

 

[COYBL25]

Curry and chile taste better the day after cooking

 

[Milk]

Farts in aeroplanes don't smell.


No one told me that you had to be at 30,000 ft first though

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Farts in aeroplanes don't smell.


No one told me that you had to be at 30,000 ft first though

Im going to have to test this out!

 

[Kurt.]

If you sit at the back of the train your journey to your destination will be longer... but for the same price.

 

[chrissyjack]

There are older, slower, and more annoying people in supermarkets at a weekend than in the week.

On a supermarket note . Fat families feel the need to walk " across the aisle " . Must be a law

 

[Blues Harp]

The Fall are the worst "band" ever

 

[marnie]

On a supermarket note . Fat families feel the need to walk " across the aisle " . Must be a law

Still on the Supermarket note............ It is a lot more fun....shopping from someone else's trolley.Especially when you hang around watching them at the checkout.

 

[chrissyjack]

Idiots take longer to go through the Self-scan SPEED checkouts than if they went to the normal ones .
Usually clever people , too . Two simple rules ..1...Beep , 2...Bag