Comments please

[Bundy]

My wife's parents are thinking of buying this place...

Please help me by providing one liners i can use on them.

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

i think the whole building is an optical illusion.

 

[monty]

Not bad for a converted burger bar

Weren't they like that in the stalags

not much but a start Bundy

 

[coyney]

i think the whole building is an optical illusion.

Is it the players pavillion from englands last successful visit

 

[Piijt]

Where are the wheels?

 

[monty]

Does the roof collapse when the gas pressure drops

 

[fozzy]

gotta get a new gate!!!!

 

[Bundy]

Does the roof collapse when the gas pressure drops

LOL, kind of like a piano accordian?

 

[Sabbo]

Is it in QLD, Bundy?

 

[Bundy]

Is it in QLD, Bundy?

Yep, sure is.

 

[tezzathelezza]

Paint it blue

 

[Sabbo]

Just ask them if it's an upgrade for their caravan?

 

[ToffeeDan]

Don't forget to check if the last tenant was stuck on the loo for 2 years.

TD

 

[toffeestillidie]

don't know if its just the camera angle, but the house looks more crooked than harry redknapp

 

[Sabbo]

I love the patch of dead lawn in the front yard - looks like a trailer or caravan was parked there for a LONG time...