colloquolisms

[monty]

ironic...i settle for a donner when i cant stoop to such levels of depravity

The only reason you can't stoop is because you are already down there

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The only reason you can't stoop is because you are already down there

it has it's advantages...
slow dancing with birds over 5 1/2 foot
and of course.....upskirtin'

 

[heatmeiser]

Did you have it with Pea-wet and cat bits?

My mate used to go to the chippy and get just a tray of cat bits with salt and vinegar. 10p or something.

I bet he's massive now. Or dead.

 

[Muggins]

tonight for tea the reidy family had Babiz-Yedz. any idea what i'm on about? locals sit back and see what the foreigners make of it.
translation....babiz-yedz = babies heads.

I'm gonna stop you right there and report you to child services.

unless your eating jelly babies which admittedly were not your horror creation.

 

[Philw]

Did you have it with Pea-wet and cat bits?

My mate used to go to the chippy and get just a tray of cat bits with salt and vinegar. 10p or something.

I bet he's massive now. Or dead.

*Rings bell* Bring out yer ded! BRing out yer ded! *Ring Ring* *Ring ring*