Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Things I've done in Trunks and Something I haven't...... YET !!
Done
Paraded around the pool like FogHorn LegHorn. Even if I say so myself, there's no finer site around the pool than me in my trunks, putting many a bloke to shame as i leave them in my wake.
Re-written the 30 second rule With the aid of Polarized lenses in my Foster Grants I am able to see straight through the lenses of lesser sunnies, as I approach the vcarious females of differing ages and nationalities it has become apparent that they don't even get close to 30 seconds before looking down at my package, even without the lenses the smile is a dead giveaway. It used to be said that no man woulkd run the 100 metres in less than 10 seconds, now it can be said that no man will run the 100metres EVER in the time it takes for a womans gaze to drop to my Ballacks.
Been to Lidl avoiding the chillers of course.
Ice-Cream Parlour where the lovely chicita has named me 'due sfere'
Posted a thread On the shore of Lago de Garda from this place (here now having superb coffee)http://www.vecchiomulinobeach.com/Welcome.html
Give Euro Males a complex Waggles little finger at the lot of them as their birds smile away from their gaze.
Maxed out on the Hawaiian Tropic Factor 2 Moved on now to the Zero Factor Deep Tanning Oil.
Seen Snow I can see snow across the Lake on the peaks of The Italian Alps.
Peroni Fantastico Bierro.
Not Done ..... YET !!
Watched C.L. Final.
Ran on Pitch at San Siro.
Yer Mar !!
Done
Paraded around the pool like FogHorn LegHorn. Even if I say so myself, there's no finer site around the pool than me in my trunks, putting many a bloke to shame as i leave them in my wake.
Re-written the 30 second rule With the aid of Polarized lenses in my Foster Grants I am able to see straight through the lenses of lesser sunnies, as I approach the vcarious females of differing ages and nationalities it has become apparent that they don't even get close to 30 seconds before looking down at my package, even without the lenses the smile is a dead giveaway. It used to be said that no man woulkd run the 100 metres in less than 10 seconds, now it can be said that no man will run the 100metres EVER in the time it takes for a womans gaze to drop to my Ballacks.
Been to Lidl avoiding the chillers of course.
Ice-Cream Parlour where the lovely chicita has named me 'due sfere'
Posted a thread On the shore of Lago de Garda from this place (here now having superb coffee)http://www.vecchiomulinobeach.com/Welcome.html
Give Euro Males a complex Waggles little finger at the lot of them as their birds smile away from their gaze.
Maxed out on the Hawaiian Tropic Factor 2 Moved on now to the Zero Factor Deep Tanning Oil.
Seen Snow I can see snow across the Lake on the peaks of The Italian Alps.
Peroni Fantastico Bierro.
Not Done ..... YET !!
Watched C.L. Final.
Ran on Pitch at San Siro.
Yer Mar !!
