Christmas presents for someone else's wife

[orly]

Good afternoon mein frandelinos

Very tricky one this - need to buy a Christmas present for someone "special". Problem is, she's someone else's wife

Apparently her husband has absolutely no idea every year and has even resorted to asking strangers on the internet. She found this out this morning.

Three kids but thankfully nothing needed for them.

Any suggestions? Keen for it to be REALLY frandely.

 

[tommye]

Go with the rubber fist as suggested by @wainy
Can't go wrong. Also doubles as a great burglar deterrent. Batter them with it then show them what it's really for, dry run of course. They will think twice before breaking into anybody else's house.

 

[-Rob-]

Any suggestions? Keen for it to be REALLY frandely.

Have you thought about a Laborghini Gallado?

 

[orly]

Have you thought about a Laborghini Gallado?

Have you thought about a Laborghini Gallado?




(Excellent response tbf)

 

[Professor Toffee]

Steely Dan

 

[-Rob-]

(Excellent response tbf)

Not something I've been able to say in my own thread

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Get her a hoover.

And yes, that's my answer to everything.

 

[jaycee]

Get her a hoover.

And yes, that's my answer to everything.

Hello Joey66 multi

 

[tommye]

Get her a hoover.

And yes, that's my answer to everything.

Joey's Mrs wouldn't be able to keep her hands off you, buying her a NEW Hoover. Girl would think all her Christmases had come at once

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Hello Joey66 multi

I'm puzzled and offended in equal measure.

Puzzled that you believe Joey sneaky or technologically competent enough to create multiple accounts

Offended that you believe my florid style and crafted prose could emanate from the same mind that needs @COYBL25 to translate.

 

[Yarrgh]

Good afternoon mein frandelinos

Very tricky one this - need to buy a Christmas present for someone "special". Problem is, she's someone else's wife

Apparently her husband has absolutely no idea every year and has even resorted to asking strangers on the internet. She found this out this morning.

Three kids but thankfully nothing needed for them.

Any suggestions? Keen for it to be REALLY frandely.

If it's my wife, let me know if I can chip in. I really want to get her something this year and haven't got a clue.

Oh too many kids. I should be relieved but frankly, this no present thing is weighing on my mind.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Maybe a flight on Pensionair would do the trick?

 

[COYBL25]

A nice casket and a Christian burial for @Frang missus

 

[heatmeiser]

Doilies

 

[Seathestars]

Why when I read things like this does the EastEnders music pop into my head

Pair of Slippers maybe, Perfume