Christmas present for the worse half

[monty]

Every year Mrs Whitebootman asks me what I'm getting her for Christmas. Every year I tell her boiled chicken and veg.


It's a stock answer.





I'm sorry, I have a cold.

*reaches for night nurse.

What happened to the empty box of Paxo...........................so she wants stuffing........................I'll go

 

[bluebastardo]

What ever you get, get her lots of little things too, so she can unwrap.
Remember to read the verse in the card.

 

[Whitebootman]

What happened to the empty box of Paxo...........................so she wants stuffing........................I'll go

Brave man, she's also got a cold. Wear body armour and Hai Karate. Good luck.

 

[gordonjblair]

What have you got?

Needing inspiration here. I'm thinking GHD/G something hair straighteners.

Hair straighteners? You tight bugger, we all know they came free with your Corsa...

First stop, IWOOT (good for a main pressie, or stocking fillers if you're going with the GHDs) - just check on the delivery time.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

What have you got?

Needing inspiration here. I'm thinking GHD/G something hair straighteners.

no doubt you'll be getting a trade discount on those herbert, one tight wad you lid.

how about an Everton double duvet set from home and bargain £9.99, and a fleece blanket for £6.99.

 

[heatmeiser]

Mine has demanded a DAB radio thing.

But I'm a right stingey get and I don't want to spend more than £20 ish. Can't find one though. Anyone any good sites please thanks please.

She might just get some cheese instead.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Mine has demanded a DAB radio thing.

But I'm a right stingey get and I don't want to spend more than £20 ish. Can't find one though. Anyone any good sites please thanks please.

She might just get some cheese instead.

maplin, asda, tesco ?