Christmas Compliment

[McBain]

Here you go, have a randomly computer generated compliment on me.

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[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i did best of 3. this was the 1 i liked best

Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions.

 

[chemical0815]

o.h

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[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.

Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West.


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Never pet your dog when it is on fire.


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Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting.



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does eric cantona write this [Poor language removed] ?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The sisters of St. Cathode ask that you cover yourself with filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening.

*reaches for trackie, bj t-shirt, borg undies. sorry thought it said garments, filaments eh, an old fashioned group these sisters, led's are the way forward. cover me in bulbs and turn me on........
"you light up my senses,
like a 60w osram,
like an energy saver
like a fluorescent strip
just give me your neon
and pretend that your leon