Christian Atsu

[Goat]

Hes been terrible so far.

Im willing to give him time, but he really needs to grow a good foot or so for me, hopefully he can do this in the international break.

If not a foot at least a good 6 inches, if he can do this we might have a decent player on our hands.

To be fair to the lid hes never played premiership football and does need a little time to settle.

Lets see what happens.

 

[EFCNIK]

Hes been terrible so far.

Im willing to give him time, but he really needs to grow a good foot or so for me, hopefully he can do this in the international break.

If not a foot at least a good 6 inches, if he can do this we might have a decent player on our hands.

To be fair to the lid hes never played premiership football and does need a little time to settle.

Lets see what happens.

The apocalypse will happen should he ever try and kick a normal sized ball again.

AND DEN DIS LAD SED... yeah yeah yeah KOFF GOAT.

 

[Goat]

The apocalypse will happen should he ever try and kick a normal sized ball again.

AND DEN DIS LAD SED... yeah yeah yeah KOFF GOAT.

DEN DISS LAD SED "KOFF GOAT", BULK.



Maybe we could try and change the prem rules to introduce size 3 balls in games in which young Chris plays?

 

[EFCNIK]

DEN DISS LAD SED "KOFF GOAT", BULK.



Maybe we could try and change the prem rules to introduce size 3 balls in games in which young Chris plays?

Every time he gets the ball the re should stop play and get everyone to freeze. Ball boy swaps the ball to a size 3 until he loses it. Only fair. Let's write a letter to Uefa.

 

[FTY]

Crap.

 

[Goat]

Every time he gets the ball the re should stop play and get everyone to freeze. Ball boy swaps the ball to a size 3 until he loses it. Only fair. Let's write a letter to Uefa.

LAD SPOT ON DAT LAD, IM GONNA MAKE A BANNER AND HIRE A PLANE FOR THE UNITED GAME.

"SIZE 3 BALLS FOR ATSU, THE CHOSEN ONE"

YNWA

 

[EFCNIK]

LAD SPOT ON DAT LAD, IM GONNA MAKE A BANNER AND HIRE A PLANE FOR THE UNITED GAME.

"SIZE 3 BALLS FOR ATSU, THE CHOSEN ONE"

YNWA

I hope you stub your toe today...

 

[Goat]

I hope you stub your toe today...

DEN DISS 1 LAD SED "I HOPE YOU STUB YOUR TOE" EVERYBODY CRACKED UP AND EVEN LITTLE ATSU HAD A LITTLE SMILE, COS HES 1 BAD MIDGET AND EVERYTHING HE DOES IS LIKE TOTES BLATES SMALL COS HES A MIDGET

YNWA

 

[AdamEFC]

Drenthe had pace, that's it. He looked a much better player because he was on a team with James McFadden, Phil Neville, Gueye, Jelavic, Heitinga etc. He wouldn't play on this squad, well, no more than Atsu.

Which makes him better than Atsu, also had a hell of a shot on him as well. Drenthe was twice the player Atsu is.

 

[Goat]

Which makes him better than Atsu, also had a hell of a shot on him as well. Drenthe was twice the player Atsu is.

Both pyar midgets lad.

 

[applecrumble]

Far too soon to make any judgements about the lad.

 

[Robertor]

Crap.

I see you've made an informed decision after spending a lot of time watching him play for us. Let's send him back eh.

 

[bluemangroup]

Far too soon to make any judgements about the lad.

That will defo stop people.

 

[Brownie]

He must have faith in the talent that he has been blessed with and give everything to fulfil his dreams of playing for Everton in the Premier League.

 

[cjohno]

He has played two full games, most of another and a few mins against Arsenal. He is young and new to the club, and most importantly coming into a team low on confidence and in poor form. Most young players would be affected by all of that.

Ridiculous to write him off like that.

sometimes you just know when someone isnt going to cut it at this level, you can see he will never have the physical presence or power to make a top premiership player, i will alays give players a chance if i can see something but i cant see anything that he has which is a positive, hes not 17/18 hes 22 years of age, look at stirling whos 19 and altho quite small has a lot of strength and power, we have him on loan for 1 season, we dont have years to let him develop, and we certainly havent got the time to develop another teams player, hes on loan not one of our own, we need players ready to come into the team when needed he wont be ready for a season or 2 , sorry were not a charity for other teams unwanted players. my view like it or lump it im not assed