Christian Atsu

[eurosrees]

Medicals a

@SkySportsNewsHQ: BREAKING: Christian Atsu has successful medical at Everton ahead of season-long loan move from Chelsea. #SSNHQ

Medicals are so much more of a given than when Moyes was around

 

[Azzurri]

All depends on your tastes I suppose.

I find Sergio Aguero a very sexually attractive man if you must know.

 

[Moomin]

Bit ugly isn't he?

Who cares, I bet his cock is massive.

 

[bflefc]

I'm going to pull him in for questioning regarding his choice of footwear. He's at Everton now, FFS. We've got a reputation to uphold.

 

[griffla]

where does the picture frame end and his hair start?
Anyway, he'll be ace. COYB

 

[Netromelo]

Just went to follow him on Twitter, wow, much bible bashing, swerving that.

UNFOLLOWED

Turn off his retweets and you'll be good.

 

[Toffeelover]

I find Sergio Aguero a very sexually attractive man if you must know.

Not really Mate, I can pass on that bit of knowledge.

 

[Jib in lad]

This kid gonna be good .

 

[EverBlue86]

whose arsed what shoes he's wearing man they probably cost more than our cars ffs

 

[Muggins]

Looks a bit nervous in the picture. Him and Martinez obeying the 1m rule.

 

[Maestro Haze]

It's done.

 

[toffee matt]

Welcome to Everton

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Is there an option to buy at the end of the season. Anyone heard anything on this?

 

[Huyton Layne]

In the style of RAWK

You came from Chelsea on loan not sold
Your face tells me you're 30 years old
Quick as lightning, super fast
On youtube you look pretty gash
But now you're ours, 19 you got
Worse than Gueye? I'm saying not
You'll get your chance to start and shine
Any good and there's a chance you sign
For the greatest club the world has seen
The home of Royle, Ball and Dean.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Great news.