Chester Zoo on Fire

[bullybeef]

Prayers for the safety of all the animals and visitors.

 

[Kurt.]

They’ve sent in the Irish SAS to free all the ostriches

 

[Kurt.]

Seriously though I hope they manage to get them all to safety

 

[GrumpyBlue]

He's lion isn't he?

Giraffe to lad. Not even funny

 

[scratchnsurf]

They’ve sent in the Irish SAS to free all the ostriches

Badly racist this Kurt. I'm surprised at you, what with the Welsh being such renowned lovers of animals.


Well, one type of animal at least.

 

[cronullasharks]

Badly racist this Kurt. I'm surprised at you, what with the Welsh being such renowned lovers of animals.


Well, one type of animal at least.

Whales ?

I'll get my coat

 

[Baines' left foot]

Oh ffs. Best zoo in the country by a distance, they do some wonderful things for animal conservation so I hope this isn’t serious.

 

[Baines' left foot]

All animals at the zoo have been accounted for apparently and have been evacuated.

How the F do you evacuate elephants, rhinos and big cats without causing utter carnage?

 

[scratchnsurf]

All animals at the zoo have been accounted for apparently and have been evacuated.

How the F do you evacuate elephants, rhinos and big cats without causing utter carnage?

They probably have regular practices so the animals know where their nearest assembly point is.

 

[Moomin]

Prayers for the safety of all the animals and visitors.

Stick you on a fire and we can have bullybeef kebabs

 

[4737carlin]

Just reading about this, seems all the animals and visitors are safe, total respect to the fire service for dealing with it

 

[Walken]

All animals at the zoo have been accounted for apparently and have been evacuated.

How the F do you evacuate elephants, rhinos and big cats without causing utter carnage?

I'm sure they have an emergency process in place, but I can't contemplate the logistics in my head. I'm picturing jumanji with the rhinos

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Has there been much damage caused?

 

[tim gabbott]

I’m there now me and my wife helped with the rescue... she picked a rare skunk up and I told her to put it down her knickers to keep it safe from the fire .. she said what about the smell my reply was “if it dies it dies”





Your welcome

 

[Bungle]

All animals at the zoo have been accounted for apparently and have been evacuated.

How the F do you evacuate elephants, rhinos and big cats without causing utter carnage?

@bullybeef's mum's cavernous vagina acts as a safe haven for the larger animals in times like these. She has been known to provide shelter for at least a dozen rhinos and 4 elephants.