Cheer me up pleasee

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Q: What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas? A: A smoking jacket.

Q: Why couldn't Ted Bundy go out the night he was executed in the electric chair? A: He was grounded.

Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.

Q: What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A: Conductor.

Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's last meal? A: In the morning he got bacon, eggs, and toast. Later on that same day, he got the juice.

Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.

Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite Band? A: Shock-a-con

Q: What was Ted Bundy's favorite book? A: Little Women

Q: Why didn't they fry Ted Bundy twice? A: It would have been too revolting.

Q: What is a Ted Bundy sandwich? A: Fried egg on burnt toast.

Q: Why did Ted Bundy want to become a lawyer? A: To file wrongful death suits!
 
No, Ma'am, that's impossible. Because, for the last hour I've been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe when I really should have been easing it into the box!

Al Bundy
 
Q: What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas? A: A smoking jacket.

Q: Why couldn't Ted Bundy go out the night he was executed in the electric chair? A: He was grounded.

Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.

Q: What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A: Conductor.

Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's last meal? A: In the morning he got bacon, eggs, and toast. Later on that same day, he got the juice.

Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.

Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite Band? A: Shock-a-con

Q: What was Ted Bundy's favorite book? A: Little Women

Q: Why didn't they fry Ted Bundy twice? A: It would have been too revolting.

Q: What is a Ted Bundy sandwich? A: Fried egg on burnt toast.

Q: Why did Ted Bundy want to become a lawyer? A: To file wrongful death suits!
Pundz
 
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You wanna hear a silly joke bunds ???




I went swimming today and the lifeguard caught me peeing in the water......

He shouted at me so angrily I nearly jumped in......!!
 
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