Q: What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas? A: A smoking jacket.
Q: Why couldn't Ted Bundy go out the night he was executed in the electric chair? A: He was grounded.
Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.
Q: What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A: Conductor.
Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's last meal? A: In the morning he got bacon, eggs, and toast. Later on that same day, he got the juice.
Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's emotional state the day of his electrocution? A: I heard he got really hot under the collar.
Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite Band? A: Shock-a-con
Q: What was Ted Bundy's favorite book? A: Little Women
Q: Why didn't they fry Ted Bundy twice? A: It would have been too revolting.
Q: What is a Ted Bundy sandwich? A: Fried egg on burnt toast.
Q: Why did Ted Bundy want to become a lawyer? A: To file wrongful death suits!