Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £40m
I heard an audiotape of when he was actually recruited, it made for some interesting dialogue.
”Hey you, no not you, the other guy the one in the speedo’s with the comb over!
Hi mate, do you fancy a job that pays millions and all you have to do is sit on a bench?
Honestly, there is this basket case club in the Prem who are signing anyone with a pulse for top dollar!
I have just seen you score three cracker goals they we deffo sign you!
Nah mate it doesn't matter if you are playing beahc volleyball, this lot dont have a clue.
Yeah deffo mate, we can get you a proper gangster hair transplant and everything!
Why are they called gangster transplants? They come off completely if you are trying to disguise yourself.
No, no catches whatsover, oh hang on wait, you dont like gravy do you?
Sound mate, if you did, you would have to go cold turkey while you are there as the guy who signs you is like a ‘bisto black hole’ no gravy escapes his gravitational pull
how long is the contract for, how long do you want?
”Hey you, no not you, the other guy the one in the speedo’s with the comb over!
Hi mate, do you fancy a job that pays millions and all you have to do is sit on a bench?
Honestly, there is this basket case club in the Prem who are signing anyone with a pulse for top dollar!
I have just seen you score three cracker goals they we deffo sign you!
Nah mate it doesn't matter if you are playing beahc volleyball, this lot dont have a clue.
Yeah deffo mate, we can get you a proper gangster hair transplant and everything!
Why are they called gangster transplants? They come off completely if you are trying to disguise yourself.
No, no catches whatsover, oh hang on wait, you dont like gravy do you?
Sound mate, if you did, you would have to go cold turkey while you are there as the guy who signs you is like a ‘bisto black hole’ no gravy escapes his gravitational pull
how long is the contract for, how long do you want?
