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Carlton Palmer

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I seem to remember him scoring a ridiculous 20 yard header against us at Goodsion, a Boxing day I think?
 
Is the subject of one of my favorite footballing quotes.

By Dave Jones: ""He covers every blade of grass out there, but that's only because his first touch is so crap".
 

Is the subject of one of my favorite footballing quotes.

By Dave Jones: ""He covers every blade of grass out there, but that's only because his first touch is so crap".

Ha, lovely stuff

Reminded me of Best's quote - "Geoff Thomas? Isn't he the player who can trap a ball as far as I can kick it"
 
Here's what I remember

1) The advert when he was in the bath
2) Sheffield Wednesday
3) Somehow played for England, possibly up there as the worst Midfielder to ever play for England
4) Has the longest legs in History
4a) Also has the worst accent in History

he sounds like he has a deep version of stan collymore in his accent
 
Heeeheee, he's a prize tit. He's from my hometown and I saw him once wandering round with his Dad on a Sunday wearing a black suit and shades looking like a mutant Will Smith from Men in Black. This was when he was a player, so I think he was trying to be incognito.

He was a quality bad player. If you are gonna be ****, you've got to be proper ****. And he was!
 
Is the subject of one of my favorite footballing quotes.

By Dave Jones: ""He covers every blade of grass out there, but that's only because his first touch is so crap".

Haha.
Marvellous quote that

*makes mental note to pos rep Mr Artetafan when next near a PC
 

Is the subject of one of my favorite footballing quotes.

By Dave Jones: ""He covers every blade of grass out there, but that's only because his first touch is so crap".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

He makes yard dogs feel better about themselves
 
I recall Palmer was infamous in games where he was playing lower/non-league opposition for winding up his opponents by bragging about how rich he was. Horrible man.

Anyway Pob is Leon Pryce the rugby league player.
 
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