Carlos looking to get his freak on

[Death]

Offer it up lads. Sisters, mothers, daughters single friends or co-workers, heck even unhappily married ones.

Carlos wants action. Post your suggestions here and if he wants to take it further PM him the digits posthaste.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Death]

I’d of guessed the only female you know is on emoji form.

 

[bicycleheader]

Internet bullying epidemic

 

[Nymzee]

I’d of guessed the only female you know is on emoji form.

Leave Carlos be, Donny.

 

[Death]

Leave Carlos be, Donny.

Stop molly coddling Carlos like he is immune from bantz. He’s a top bloke but he doesn’t need nany Nymzee. He can handle a bit of messing.

 

[McBain]

Carlitozzzzzzz dont be pimpin’ yall

 

[Nymzee]

Stop molly coddling Carlos like he is immune from bantz. He’s a top bloke but he doesn’t need nany Nymzee. He can handle a bit of messing.

You’re strange, Donny. I see this thread really kicked off.

 

[COYBL25]

Stop molly coddling Carlos like he is immune from bantz. He’s a top bloke but he doesn’t need nany Nymzee. He can handle a bit of messing.

* nanny

 

[cronullasharks]

Donny???

 

[Nymzee]

Donny???

If below picture is correct, our resident personification of Death was incorrectly drawn on the cover of Terry Pratchett's novels and in fact resembles the younger version of superstar Donny Osmond:

I feel at this point it's worth pointing out that it's a fella you're talking to mate, not that there's anything wrong with that, but I don't think you think you're talking to a fella.

This is the chap in question by the way

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[Death]

* nanny

Gent

 

[Death]

Donny???

If below picture is correct, our resident personification of Death was incorrectly drawn on the cover of Terry Pratchett's novels and in fact resembles the younger version of superstar Donny Osmond:



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In summary, he fancies me.