carlo cool down

[the sniderman]

hello buddies. this thread is for when u seen very keen buddies crying about players and tactics in other threads but forgetting that carlo ancelotti is in charge and making those decisions. kindly tag them in this safe space so they can catch themselves for a moment and remember that they are are indeed virgins on the internet and not a five times champions league winning leaders. thank u.

 

[kev]

 

[the sniderman]

Decided my own posts can't mirror the football I'm watching and have decided to try and measure "objectively" how successful Carlo is this season so far.
We have 2 measures.. performance and results.
1. Performance. Do we play football that fans want to watch, would pay hard earned money that they can enjoy with their bright eyes kids who dream of free flowing football.. or at least some joined up stuff with a few moments of creativity .. but giving it a go in short.
2. Results. Easily objective.. Results set you free etc.

I have done my own assessment (pic at the bottom of the post). On performance I assess us at 5.11/10 on average. We have won games ugly for quite some time and ridden our luck by not controlling the match.. we survived games and won.
Results. 85% .. I assessed this that if 2 points on average is the target and would give 100%. 46/54 = 85%. That's superb.
I would weight them 70/30 on results meaning Carlos is averaging 75% on his scorecard...

In summary.. effective but not pretty.

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hello buddy why dont u come and take a comfortable seat over by me. want a hot chocolate??

 

[marnie]

Thought our mate Carlos had been sent to the slammer again when I read the title lol

 

[BornBlue76]

hello buddy why dont u come and take a comfortable seat over by me. want a hot chocolate??

lollol Thanks bud... was beginning to see the tumbleweeds rolling down the path to my post.. at least one bud read it along with @Brisan123 now ... beginning to know what @catcherintherye feels like half the time

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Magnum PI, who thinks Carlo Samcelotti is the greatest manager ever, Moyes is doing a better job with a lot less financial outlay in a shorter time span.

*cough* exhibit b *cough*

 

[KaiserEFC]

Thought our mate Carlos had been sent to the slammer again when I read the title lol

The bloke doing his decking found Maxine

 

[BornBlue76]

hello buddy why dont u come and take a comfortable seat over by me. want a hot chocolate??

but I also gave Carlo 75% on my scorecard

 

[peteblue]

hello buddy why dont u come and take a comfortable seat over by me. want a hot chocolate??

For gods sake don’t let Megan hear about this.....

 

[marnie]

For gods sake don’t let Megan hear about this.....

Bad Bad Racist you Pete lol

 

[the sniderman]

*cough* exhibit b *cough*

hey @tirion buddy come and take a beanbag while i get u a lovely cup of joe. now just breathe buddy and let that crazy crazy mind of urs chill for some.

 

[the sniderman]

lollol Thanks bud... was beginning to see the tumbleweeds rolling down the path to my post.. at least one bud read it along with @Brisan123 now ... beginning to know what @catcherintherye feels like half the time

i am gonna feel sad when u leave here buddy. let u be a lesson to others on how to chill in the carlo cool down room.

 

[COYBL25]

*cough* exhibit b *cough*

Nope they aren’t actually my lot, I just don’t understand how you lot think the dull, lacklustre football served up by Ancelotti is any better than the stuff served up by Allardyce. Everton are still the same old Everton.......rubbish

I raise you

 

[the sniderman]

I raise you

our buddy needs some creamy hot chocolate and a cookie.

 

[COYBL25]

our buddy needs some creamy hot chocolate and a cookie.

He’s too busy consuming the cocaine and crowdfunding the next plane and banner with John Aldridge.