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Poem: Cardiff City, Laughing at you
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May 11, 2014 by
swanseajackpoet
Cardiff City have fallen down
Premier League survival blown
It was going pretty well under Malky Mackay
In Swansea we are so sad to wave you a goodbye,
So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye
Use your Red scarf, and wipe the tears from you’re eye
Admit defeat, you now wear “lucky” red
Long live Vincent Tan, cos the Bluebird is dead
Getting relegated was a sure bet
£160 million or even more in debt.
Everyone in Football can see what’s wrong
You’re being run into the ground by Ting Tong
Give it up, you are no longer blue
No more Match of the Day for you
The first Welsh team relegated out of the Premiership
Back where you belong, in the championship
Outclassed almost every week
The future for Cardiff, looks quite bleak.
Run by Vincent Tan the Clown,
“Coming up, Going down”
We are still waiting for you,
Here’s a quick recap, your season in review
Liverpool hit you for six,
Tan the genius, We love all his tricks
He’s always in the news
He’s got Cardiff City singing the blues
Is he a Jack, in disguise
Cornelius has to be one of the worst ever buys
The Painter & Decorator has done really well
What stunt will Tan pull next ? It’s too hard to tell !
He’s pulled down your pants, the pants that used to be blue
My sides are hurting, we can’t stop laughing at you
Your fans stand & applaud Ramsay as he scored two
Embarrassing as you know it’s true
Sunderland Chelsea Man City and Hull all hit you for a Four
In the last Welsh Derby, remind me of the score ?
3-0 not a lot left to say,
Jonjo Shelvey showed you how to swim away
For you that was the toughest of all your defeats
What are you going to do next season, with all these new empty seats ?
Bottom of the League, Marshall player of the season, says it all,
Will Tan want a refund, as you all sold out your soul.
The Swansea Way, you know is right
You know deep down, we will always be white
Your relegation is a dream come true
And we can’t stop ourselves from laughing at you
” Hahahahaha “