Caption contest

[chicoazul]

can you feel that ?.... well thats your prostate gland.

I'll applaud that one.

 

[uknightbreed]

Add a caption to this pic.

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY ! EXCELSIOR !!!

 

[uknightbreed]

New one

We're walking in the air,
we're floating in the moonlit sky......

this is clearly a bill kenwright production of 'hibbert sings the snowman' ?

 

[Gazdalf]

Add a caption to this pic.

Quick, pull my finger. I have been holding this in for hours

 

[Gazdalf]

New one

What do you mean, that is their goal? Why didn't someone tell me earlier!!!!!

 

[uknightbreed]

round : do you want to here about my cunning idea with what we can do with our subs boss ?.... i call it 'operation protect whitey'.....

moyes :jesus christ!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

oh no, oh no, it's the ball.
damn, i've lost it again.
but guys.....it's just so bouncy

 

[Number_25]

Ho [Poor language removed]! I got the ball... What do I do!
*Falls over*

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

how long will you stay carlos ?
longer than you ya useless tw@ !!

wtf is that on your head ?
i've just gone a little grey thats all.

 

[going_evertonian]

how long will you stay carlos ?
longer than you ya useless tw@ !!

wtf is that on your head ?
i've just gone a little grey thats all.

You feeling good.

Eh, err can I have a United hot-dog or not?

Carlos your at Man CITY now remember?

Yes sure.... The ground looks different and our new colours on our kit make my bum look big.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

lads, lads, i got jo's match attax card, it says he's a striker !!

 

[going_evertonian]

lads, lads, i got jo's match attax card, it says he's a striker !!

I wonder when we'll all stop growing afro's?

How does he get his afro so good? Mines absolute [Poor language removed]

 

[going_evertonian]

Well at least i'll get OG of the yearb)

 

[Rook]

how long will you stay carlos ?
longer than you ya useless tw@ !!

wtf is that on your head ?
i've just gone a little grey thats all.

Thanks for picking up over Chelsea Carlos.

No prob, who are you again?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

hey yak, look at the ass on her bro, mo did her in the hotel last night

oooh yeah man, i like em biiig, i like 'em chunky, quick marouane look.

i cant yak, i cant, i slept naked and i think i may have left a 'mark' on her sheets. embarrassing eh jo ?

sorry, what ? i completely missed it, i'm focusing, so the round thing goes into that thing, but how do you keep it under control ?