CANNON BALLS!!! DID YOU KNOW THIS?

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It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the
others.

The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a
Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The
solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence,
Brass Monkeys.

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.


Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, folks thought that was just a vulgar expression or something Goat came out with (the balls bit is anyway):lol:.
 

Thinking of phrases said to have navy origins I remember this from trips to HMS Victory in Portsmouth.

Sailors ate their meals at mess tables and used wooden plates and bowls. The plates were square and the sailors ate their hot food off them, giving us a square meal. The rim on the edge of these plates was called a fiddle, and if your food was above the rim you were trying to get more than you are entitled to and were on the Fiddle.

These examples may not be true, some people dispute these were common terms, but it’s a good story and I'd like to believe it's true.
 

I knew that as my neighbour is a salty sea dog.

He also told me that the saying "Hot enough to burn the arse off a pink nipple clamp" actually refers to the small screw in the rear of an AGA cooker.
 

i made a cannon, which apparently sits outside the M.O.D. hq.

turning the barrel clearly made me top dog on that project. they cast loads of cannon balls as well, loads went missing and had a shackle and chain welded on for anyone getting married.
 
i made a cannon, which apparently sits outside the M.O.D. hq.

turning the barrel clearly made me top dog on that project. they cast loads of cannon balls as well, loads went missing and had a shackle and chain welded on for anyone getting married.

Didn't know you were such a big shot Reids............:toilet:
 

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