Can you escape from the Tower of London ?

[summerisle]

 

[Eggs]

...if that jug is full of Guinness, I’m ok to stay.

 

[degsy]

This man says you can

 

[heatmeiser]

Easy easy easy

 

[The binman chronicles]

Not a problem. The solution is to strangle one of the guards to death and insult the mother of the other one. When they come back to take you to trial don't forget to add you would rather be French and spit at the judge while regaling him about your plans to blow up the queen.

Hey presto your head will be put on a spike OUTSIDE of the tower. And to think my family thought I was the thick one...

 

[gonetomorrow]

You can't escape if you are a raven. I suppose you could try hopping out the gate while "crowing" or "rooking" but the Beefeaters are trained to spot that sort of thing.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Yes just say you're an immigrant. They will have you out the country sharpish.

 

[Kurt.]

THERES NO HARD BORDERS ON THE TOWER OF LONDON...... TOWEXIT MEANS TOWEXIT