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Sharpys top lip

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Mr, Mrs an lill Top Lip are of on are jolly's for a week.....

No more shitty British weather and all this fookin rain.

Just hot bright sun, cold,cold beer, Pool & beach......

Nice restaurants and late nights on the nest....












pass me the foookin bleach...!!!! :)
 


Have a good 'un Sharpy, I've no doubt that you have been praying that there are no r/s around the pool, and are now doing a 'reversal prayer' so that you can prod, poke and goad them for the duration with absolutely no chance of them having even a day of comeback.

Top Hol Tip, get Mrs STL's bikini out of the case and replace with a thong, thus giving her no chance of covering up, tell her it was my idea. I'd have got her a Reidette one if I'd thought on.
 
Thanks boys....

The cab is booked for 4am 6.30 take off....

4 an a half hr flight, all the way to Gran Canaria. Me an the baby are going to have a top time in the Pool......

Also the pool bar will come in really handy!!!!

Hope it sells super strength bleach.
 

Thanks boys....

The cab is booked for 4am 6.30 take off....

4 an a half hr flight, all the way to Gran Canaria. Me an the baby are going to have a top time in the Pool......

Also the pool bar will come in really handy!!!!

Hope it sells super strength bleach.

Just palm the pool guy a euro and get him to up the chlorine content, that way you can marinate yourself.
 

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