Brown Shoes

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GrandOldTeam

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Are you brave enough to pull it off?

Theres a enormously difficult balance, making them look right and not odd on your feet by wearing something that matches. But, heres the big but. You cant have the thing that matches be the exact same tone brown - otherwise your sexuality looks suspect.

Though, come to think of it. Putting this much effort into thinking about it has made my sexuality look suspect.
 

I think they look awful with jeans and much prefer wearing trainees. When going out, i much prefer wearing trainers then brown shoes, i don't know why, i just think that it looks awful.
 


A chap should have 1 pair of black shoes, 1 pair of brown shoes, and 1 pair of trainers. Anything extra is suspect.

Women on the other hand ..... No wonder they're always late.
 
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