Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[trainspotting - karl.thornhill@gmail.com]

I've just been hit on by lolly badcock. I'm attached

D I S A S T E R

 

[Azzurri]

Erm no.

 

[Bungle]

She's invited you over to mop up the pools of jizz that she's currently swimming in. How's yer mar, lorra badcock?

 

[heatmeiser]

Don't call her mate, it's £1.50 per minute.

 

[trainspotting - karl.thornhill@gmail.com]

no i have her personal skype account. its really her with no airbrush etc.

 

[Bungle]

I can see her mate, she's currently getting her chops round some cock on one of the sky tv channels, no sign of an airbrush but he could have shoved it up her

 

[Blooy]

no i have her personal skype account. its really her with no airbrush etc.

She's going to video you mate. So unless you want to be on some porn site tomorrow, dont do it!

 

[StracsEyebrows]

no i have her personal skype account. its really her with no airbrush etc.

Video chat..

 

[Huyton Layne]

Does she do full hardcore? If so it'd be like throwing a sausage down bold street, i'd swerve it.

 

[trainspotting - karl.thornhill@gmail.com]

i wont do it but this stuff is HARD especially when your other half is shouting at you constantly over bread crumbs on the sofa or whatever pointless thing is in her brain.

 

[Bungle]

i wont do it but this crap is HARD especially when your other half is shouting at you constantly over bread crumbs on the sofa or whatever pointless thing is in her brain.

You know what to do mate........clean the ****ing crumbs up

 

[trainspotting - karl.thornhill@gmail.com]

You know what to do mate........clean the ****ing crumbs up

then its something else. she bottles them all up and gets them all out when shes grumpy. its a trial by her.

 

[StracsEyebrows]

i wont do it but this stuff is HARD especially when your other half is shouting at you constantly over bread crumbs on the sofa or whatever pointless thing is in her brain.

Bread crumbs, the devil of all crumbs. A nasty, irritating source of arguments within the household.

 

[trainspotting - karl.thornhill@gmail.com]

why does a sandwich need a plate? never got that.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Pics or it didnt happen.

Also there is a Skype snapshot feature, no excuses.