BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Rip out your boiler and replace it with a used protein drink tin. It has similar properties and keeps the water warm when needed. As a plus point you'll also be benching 150kg within two calendar months. Thank me later.
I already bench 200kg, why would I want to go backwards??!!
I had one boiler leave me already this year!
Technically, last year.