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Player Valuation: £70m
British Astronomers have discovered a true monolith of the heavens . 375 times th size of our Sun , and 1,000 times as hot , it is , sufice to say , a Big Arsed Sumbeyatch .
So , while all the Yankie , Convict , Russky, etc Astrologers were topping up their tans , our boys and girls were bringing home the bacon .
Oh , catch it asap , though , the bigger they are , the quicker they burn themselves out , is a maxim in space as it is in Britian . 1 million years , tops .
( Super-High Temp's , naturlich . )
So , big up our sharp-eyed star spotters .
Bab-eh !!!
So , while all the Yankie , Convict , Russky, etc Astrologers were topping up their tans , our boys and girls were bringing home the bacon .
Oh , catch it asap , though , the bigger they are , the quicker they burn themselves out , is a maxim in space as it is in Britian . 1 million years , tops .
( Super-High Temp's , naturlich . )
So , big up our sharp-eyed star spotters .
Bab-eh !!!
