'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Tramps_mate]

Hit myself in the shin with a sledgehammer today.. Handle was muddy, slippy... Fail

It's agony. Glancing blow thankfully otherwise I'm sure I'd have smashed my bone.

Sake.

 

[l4toffee]

Hit myself in the shin with a sledgehammer today.. Handle was muddy, slippy... Fail

It's agony. Glancing blow thankfully otherwise I'm sure I'd have smashed my bone.

Sake.

lol

 

[COYBL25]

I was a bit tired in a meeting today and to my absolute horror I dribbled on myself a little bit. Fortunately nobody noticed (I think).

The absolute state of me.

Are you sure nobody noticed the damp patch on your pants mate ?

You can get pads for that you know x

 

[Jags..class]

Vernon Kay been cheating on Tess Daley

 

[Groucho]

Espresso is my new jam

 

[Billy Dean]

Espresso is my new jam

Love a good espresso me.

 

[carlos21]

Going to bed guys

 

[Baines' left foot]

The woman next to me on the tube has so much make up on I can taste it.

 

[Eggs]

.....Liverpool University in the semi final of University Challenge on BBC2.

 

[l4toffee]

The woman next to me on the tube has so much make up on I can taste it.

Give her a kiss

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Held my grandson for the first time today

 

[Baines' left foot]

Give her a kiss

It was if she had her own atmosphere. I'd have evaporated if I'd got within 6 inches of her.

 

[tommye]

@Kurt bowled @Elong an absolute ripper.

right through his guard, timber aots.


howzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay??????????

 

[Kurt.]

@Kurt bowled @Elong an absolute ripper.

right through his guard, timber aots.


howzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay??????????

Haha.... did he tell you yeah hahahaha

 

[tommye]

Haha.... did he tell you yeah hahahaha